多事之秋?大马四季如夏的说

最近周遭的朋友似乎都有很多说不完的秘密，人际上也有很多的瓶颈。不用怀疑，本人绝对是人际关系碰钉的其中一个，还似乎乐此不疲o.O

在inti我了解到了一件事:朋友必须有公私之分。
公=inti的朋友，including classmates etc
私=理三仁的，对我的privacy比较了解的
公事必须公办，公私得分明。当公事和私事参杂在一起时就是你死得很难看的时候。

例子：当你inti的朋友和你一起吃晚餐时，理三仁的路过加入战围


结果：两方交换情报，当事人死于非命


结论：选面具要从一而终，不能台上用周杰伦的面具，台下用罗志祥的面具。不然台上的工作人员和台下的观众一旦熟络，大家就会知道你同时共有周杰伦和罗志祥的糗事/弱点


不开心的事有很多，看看这几则笑话然后带着笑脸去找周公，那至少噩梦会远离你 XD
/----------------------------------------------------------------\
M A R T I A L A R T S

- Learn Ancient Asian Techniques
- Develop Impressive Skills
- Learn the Art of Control
- Build Self-Confidence
- Protect Yourself
- Train with exotic Implements
- Achieve your Maximum Potential

New Class meets Tuesday and Thursday, 7:00 PM


\----------------------------------------------------------------/

A martial arts teacher sent this design to the printer, got two hundred copies, and put them up around hi college campus. Tuesday night comes, and he arrives at the gym at a quarter of seven. To his amazement, there are already around two hundred students there! Now, based on his beautiful poster, he had expected a decent-sized group, but this was extraordinary! He glanced at his poster, and discovered why. The printer had evidently reversed two letters when typesetting the poster: the "T" and the "I" in the title had been transposed...


















A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide." And for plenty of good reasons, since it can:
1. cause excessive sweating and vomiting
2. it is a major component in acid rain
3. it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
4. accidental inhalation can kill you
5. it contributes to erosion
6. it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
7. it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients
He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical dihydrogen monoxide. Forty-three said yes, six were undecided, and only one knew that the chemical was...






















WATER!!